blue-eyed-hanji:

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, I FLIP THIS TABLE

blue-eyed-hanji:

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, I FLIP THIS TABLE

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Men of Tumblr

ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

(Source: sousukes)

thatonedave:

dickkickington:

tavbutt:

stitchedego:

O B E Y .  S U B M I T.  C O N S U M E.

FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT

seaweed

THEY HUNGER

thatonedave:

dickkickington:

tavbutt:

stitchedego:

O B E Y .  S U B M I T.  C O N S U M E.

FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT

seaweed

THEY HUNGER

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

(Source: chaobox)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

bitterlips:

Gamestop

(Source: fyspringfield)

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

(Source: natama-men)

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.